Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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