Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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