he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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