'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Randomize
