so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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