ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Porn is love you can see.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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