He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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