I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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