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My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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