she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
do herpes really smell.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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