morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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