Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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