party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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