Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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