Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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