I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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