I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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