stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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