Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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