Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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