BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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