Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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