So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
