I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Randomize
