I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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