Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
