playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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