He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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