i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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