I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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