nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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