It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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