No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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