Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Even my vagina gasped.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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