i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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