I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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