I want to stick my p in your. b.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
