Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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