Whatcha textin bout Willis?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
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