just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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