I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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