so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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