party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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