If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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