no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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