i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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