that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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