An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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