He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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