Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Send help, water and tortillas.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
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