yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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