Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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